Artisan, fragrant, and harmless

Funny, slightly offensive, and sometimes cute scented candles. 100% vegan soy wax.

And they smell damn nice!

Made by hand in the EU, with love.

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Christmas collection

Celebrate the Holidays with our amazing candles. Perfect gift for your imperfect family and friends!

Candles that smell like life

We got tired of pretentious scented candles with cozy designs and inspiring quotes. There is nothing "hygge" about our products.

Express your true feelings with a scented candle saying "I tolerate you," or ignite a spark with another reading "Light me when you want a BJ."

Our candles are made of all-natural, vegan soy wax, completely free of GMO, parabens, and phthalates.

(We didn't have a clue what parabens and phtalates were either, but the takeaway is that our products are cuddly, harmless, and non-carcinogenic.)

Made by hand in the EU.

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Candles for Lovers

No sappy quotes, no cutesy stuff. This is how we love. ;)

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For celebrating friendships

We know your friendships are based on twisted humour and tasteless sarcasm. You will like our collection!

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Create your Own!

If you didn't find what you were looking for, it's time to add your very own text.

You can write ANYTHING on the label. We won't ask, we don't judge.

Let's go!

Funny, nice, and mostly harmless.

All our candles are made in the EU by hand, using 100% natural soy wax.

None of the essential oils and perfumes we use were ever tested on animals. Please help us keep it that way: never test our candles on animals.

We pay close attention to selecting materials that are eco-friendly and natural.

We also make sure that we stand out. Where else can you find a candle that smells like the soul of your ex? That's right. Nowhere.

Show me what you got!

For your me-time

Because being alone is amazing! Our candles help you to spend some quality time with the person you care the most about: You.

  • Not your everyday labels.

    Most candle labels feature cozy-feeling, meaningless words, or boringly proclaim "pumpkin spice latte." Not ours. Here, you can buy your favourite boyfriend a scented candle that smells like desperation, or get yourself a "Generic Excuse" and cancel any plans.

  • They do actually smell nice

    Of course, our candles do have an actual fragrance, and it might even be pumpkin spice latte. Scent may be a secondary feature of our scented candles, but that doesn't mean we skimped out on it: There are countless hours of painstaking experimentation and development behind each fragrance we sell.

  • Candles made of 100% vegan soy wax

    We do not compromise on quality: our candles are made of GMO-free, natural soy wax, and our wicks are 100% cotton. We make sure we're selling quality products made of natural materials.